Just Thinking About Ham Sandwiches

For Those Lost at Sea
Dear Advice Column, 
I love two things: cars and women. What can I do to show my love, while also destroying the value of my car, and ensuring that no woman will ever enter it?
Signed, 
Frustrated Fanboy

Dear Advice Column, 

I love two things: cars and women. What can I do to show my love, while also destroying the value of my car, and ensuring that no woman will ever enter it?

Signed, 

Frustrated Fanboy

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    I LOVE THIS CAR OMG I WOULD ENTER THIS CAR SILLY HUMAN THE INTEGRATED DATA SENTIENT ENTITY REQUIRES IT GAAAAAAAAH
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